A haunted bed
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A poor guy went to a famous psychiatrist. "Hello, Doc," he said desperately, "I've got a big trouble. Every time I get into the bed, I think there's something under it；then, I get under the bed, I think there's something on top again. Top, under. Under, top. You know, I'm going crazy! You've got to help me!"
"Well, your situation is very serious. In easy words, it’s illusion plus imagination; however, you are lucky, I could cure your fears, only if you come to see me three times a week, two hours per visit." said the shrink.
"How much do you charge, Doc?"
"A hundred dollars an hour."
"Wow! I'll sleep on it."
"A hundred dollars an hour."
"Wow! I'll sleep on it."
Two months later, the doctor met the guy on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again? Getting worse!?" asked the psychiatrist.
"A hundred buck's an hour? Are you nuts! A drunk cured me for ten dollars only."
"Is that so? How?"
"It’s easy. He told me to cut the four legs off the bed!"
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鬼床
一個窮小子去看一位著名的精神科醫生。他無助的說：醫生，我的麻煩大了！每次我上床睡覺，我覺得床下有東西，我鑽下床，又覺得上面有東西。上上下下的，我都快要瘋了！你必須救救我！
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精神醫生說：你的情況很嚴重。簡單地說，它是幻象加上幻覺。不過，算你運氣好，我可以治好你的恐懼，只要你每個星期來看我三次，每次二小時。
“醫生，你怎麼收費？”
“每小時一百美元。”
“哇晒！我再睡睡看吧！”
二個月後，二人在街上相遇，醫生問：“你怎麼不來看我？情況更遭了吧！”
“每小時一百美金？你瘋了嗎？一個酒鬼只收十美元就治好了我！”
“真的嗎？怎麼治的？”
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“簡單，他叫我把床的四個腳砍掉！”
